西北娘
发表于 2013-12-18 15:21:00
<div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">1.初中时，班上有个男生喜欢邻桌的女生，但他性格内向一直不敢表白。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">直到有一次他上课时睡着了不小心把桌上的书推倒在地。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">女生看见了就帮他捡了起来，男生别提多开心了。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">从这以后男生几乎每节课都掉一次书，女生也每次都帮他捡。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">就这样持续了一个学期，女生终于因为腰肌劳损辍学了。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">2.一只母鸡正舒服的孵着蛋,突然,有一枚蛋从它的屁股下硬是钻了出来.母鸡惊讶的问道:“怎么回事?你怎么跑出来了?”小蛋蛋说:“你.............你.....................你放了个屁!”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">3.明年的iphone6又长了些，三星就又胖了一圈；</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">14年后，老婆拿着剑一样的iphone20，老公拿着盾牌样的三星；</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">成就许多世界最强的双打组合。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">然后一些老人在叹息，颤巍巍的指着发黄的图片：不是没有破解之法；</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">当年有件叫诺基亚的神器已经遁世多年，如果还在的话……</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">4.200元网购了一个丰胸神器，昨天收到货，竟然尼玛是个放大镜！</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">无耻的卖家还假惺惺的在上面贴着忠告标签：不能在烈日下使用。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">5.家有一个小萝莉，一天早上妈妈给她在扎辫子。</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">萝莉：“妈妈，你知道我眼睛为什么这么大吗？”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">妈妈：“还用问吗？当然是因为爸爸妈妈眼睛都大呀。”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">萝莉：“不是。”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">妈妈：“你说为什么？”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">萝莉：“因为你给我扎辫子的时候把我的眼皮都拉上去了。”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">原文转自：http://www.zgqywhcbw.com/zh/sq/2013-12-04/1395.html</span></div>
mfabh
发表于 2013-12-30 10:40:00
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